dont kill babies
"bttle," says second tower
Between this and the incident yesterday i really dont know what to think of you. i am decidedly split. an axe to the head does sound nice...
i just dont understand how those medical school students do it, yknow, dealing with those sickly folk and all. i cant stand them. be pure or be gone is how i see it. to be fair though, i dont see much these days.
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<HE> couldnt believe his eyes: the pool was completely empty
It's no suprise that it happened, but this soon after the ceremony? It was all the town talked of for at least the next fortnight. He couldn't stand it all. "But the implications" they cried. They knew so little about which they spoke. Eventually he'd leave and forget them all, but he had one remaining obligation. The emptying did indeed have an implication, and quite a large one at that, but it was something the villagers couldn't even fathom.
Meanwhile, some users of blockquotes have expressed frustration at being asked to use arbitrary custom entities to recreate the basic qualities of their element.
"They pulled out my text and used it for emphasis," said one user, who has asked to remain anonymous. "And they can't even give me a simple built in solution for it! Just make it one element, or don't do it at all, that's what I say." Another expressed concerns about about the inconsistency of the internal schema: "Most of these stylesheets, they use divs and spans with the names to tell it what to do—why the sudden change? It just seems weird, you know? It's unprofessional. They can't even make the blockquote look right when it's in certain spots on the page either."
"We had to add an entire paragraph just to make this page look right," admits senior editor Notegg R. Amen, shaking their head. "It's ridiculous. Can't we expect better after all these years? We only implemented clearfix last month, and half the blueprints still use minimum height requirements as a kludge anyway."
i was wined and dined and it was the best night of my life
Cascading style sheets architect Eggy Ramen declined to comment on the matter, saying, "Translating a static layout to a resizable webpage is difficult work" and "I make what I make."
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Average Neocities User May Already Possess HTML Know-How, Competence
A recent unfinished study of users of the website Neocities suggests users who have constructed more than 5 webpages may already have a basic grasp of HTML (HyperText Markup Language), and not need the guidance of a new page's famous standard tutorial.
For example, this is a paragraph! Here's how you make a link: Neocities.
Here's how you can make bold and italic text.
Lists are uncommon in this style, but if it's absolutely required, architects may employ them nonetheless. Here's how to make a list:
- one fish
- two fish
- red fish
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Lorem Ipsum declared most popular placeholder text for 26th year in a row
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